So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
