I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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