Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I deserve this hangover.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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