I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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