I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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