we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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