i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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