JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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