When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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