I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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