Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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