standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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