Define "chronic" masturbator.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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