Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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