you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My ass is underappreciated
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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