at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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