Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
So. Much. Porn.
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