i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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