New low: just hacked my moms facebook
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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