so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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