new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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