Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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