We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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