Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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