I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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