there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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