he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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