Its about making memories worth repressing
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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