brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
pop tarts are not kleenex
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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