you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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