oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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