Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I forgot how hot balto sounded
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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