It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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