Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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