It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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