He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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