He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
i think i just lost a toe
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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