dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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