i already hear my dad disowning me
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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