Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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