At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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