We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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