East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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