I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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