Have you finally orgasmed yet?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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