Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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