Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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