You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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