i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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