Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
This baby is an asshole
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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