When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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