I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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