You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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