spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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