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(615): View more from Tennessee

Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps

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(419): View more from Ohio

if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight

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(802): View more from Vermont

Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.

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(949): View more from California

I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl

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(+45): View more from Denmark

Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..

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(908): View more from New Jersey

OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!

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