Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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